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Couch Quest: The Floor Is Responsibility
Fling your potato self across the living room to avoid adulting. Collecting the remote is mandatory. Falling off the couch results in immediate laundry.
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100% UNPRODUCTIVE
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Arcade Physics
Questionable gravity and bouncy surfaces designed to frustrate even the laziest potatoes.
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Infinite Procrastination
Levels that get harder as your will to live (or do chores) decreases.
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Lazy Ranks
Unlock titles from "Casual Napper" to "Supreme Spud".
