Procrastination Games
Our games are scientifically designed to be 100% unproductive. If you feel like you've learned something, please contact our complaints department immediately.
Birthday Cakewalk
Frogger, but dessert has emotional damage. Cross the road to Mark's house.
Couch Quest
Dodge chores and collect snacks. The floor is lava (responsibility).
Fridge Raider
Stealth action. Don't wake the dog. Get the snack.
Homework Dodge
Bullet hell but with math assignments. Survive the week.
Procrastination Station
Endless scroll. Don't blink or you might accidentally be productive.
Snack Stack Panic
Physics based stacking. How high can your blood sugar go?
Block Bros
Face the blocky menace in this high-speed arcade shooter.
Whackrush! Deluxe
A bunch of annoying little brat-moles are running wild in your yard, ringing doorbells and being overall menaces. Grab a squeaky hammer and bonk them before they turn your peaceful porch into an absolute circus. Satisfyingly stupid.
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Judo Spudo
A slapstick judo & martial-arts arena brawl where two ragdoll spuds slap, kick and blast each other across the couch dojo. Grab squeaky bats, sushi katanas, spud blasters and ridiculous power-ups. Fight a CPU or a friend on the same keyboard. Yes, one of them has a square head.
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Penalty Spud
Take penalties against Sean, the goalkeeper with gloves full of panic. Choose your kicker, aim badly, curve wildly, and try not to leave the cool guys club.